Weez, if switching sides makes this less mind-numbing for you, I'm game. Howsoever, this is the first time I've played with an actual "battle plan," and lame as it might be, I'm somewhat invested in white's cause at this point. So I'm happy to fight on from this perspective. This is just one match; it is the concepts that are important, so whatever.

Rook to K1 it is!