Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

P > KB 4

That would be a gift.
You shouldn't have.

There's an "en passant" rule that allows my pawn to capture just as if you had moved to KB3.

As you see, you are cursed with the burden of forced choice. When all moves suck one chooses the least sucky.

In the end game, the King is a player and supports his pawns in person. , nudge, nudge.