Quote Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Or just start with Calcium Carbide....can't miss that....:smokin::smokin::smokin:

Got some too.
But Acetylene tastes nasty!

"neatly constructedmating nets involving the sacrifice of multiple pieces..."

"I'd read that before! That's what got me excited in the first place, I think...Violence, multiple sacrifice, real MAN'S chess. I'm gonna lobby for making the pawns "camp followers" or some other kinda sex object. Cheerleaders, maybe....Chess has the killin' action, we just need to add some tight skirts to make this game more widely appealing. And maybe some space-aliens, too... nasty kine. I think I'm gonna make the knights space-aliens, who can dimension-jump. That'll explain their unique abilities. And my pawn row is gonna look like a Vegas show line. :thumbsup: "

Dat's da tigget!
Tart 'em up!
Then, sacrifice!
Arm the pawns, train the pawns, spend the pawns.
Onward, ever onward.

So, let's start over.

P - K4

Lovely, isn't she? :stoned:
Yes, scrumptious!

I'll throw one inta da mix right too.
Blood and mini-skirts!
It don't get no betta dan dis.

P -K4.

Ooh! da blood is so salty!

Already composed the "we regret to inform you..."
Letters to dere kin.
You know, pencils, drawer pulls, pine trees.

Gonna be an odd day.
Weezard