Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

She is young and blonde.
I am old and generous.
Works for us... imp:

Ah, I see.

When I was 21, da wife was 15.
I no get dat lolita scene.:wtf:
When I was 16, she was 10!
Good t'ing I no meet her then.

Asked why she puts up with me.
'cause I make her laugh says she.
Laughter is da key ya see.
(An' it he'p ya spell slaughter at da spellin' bee.)

Aloha.
Wee