Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

Hold it straight wit yer fingers ya lazy boy!
Only takes 2 seconds to read.

All Dreaded Hermie (tm) products must feature continous, real-time analog readout. It's a marketing thing, like my fed-o-meter (tm).

Wonder why nobody's buying my seed line?