Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

Well, doesn't seem like I have much choice but to follow that program. Weez, you did wanna make the R X R-check move, yes?

Then, ya, K - R2 (gotta)

Your move.

Shake--h-e-l-l-l-p!

And, of course R X B.

Don't look good DH.
You must promote a pawn to have more future than a snowflake on a griddle.

Aloha nui loa
Weeze the merciless