Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

Shake, I been dead man walkin' for awhile.

Weez was s'pose kinda help me along, but opted instead just to kick my ass. :asskick:

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Think the board looks like this. Better double check--dog's acting "guilty."

Whoops, Weez moved again, killed my bishop.

R.I.P., Padre. Your secrets are safe with Hermie the Discreet.

[DreadedHermie]

Board's not right....

Mrs. Hermie has been putting weez' pieces back on the board. And the dog is pushing them around. I will get to the bottom of this. Talk about no respect....

Traitors!

[DreadedHermie]

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Up to W's last move.

I'd have to take his rook with mine, next.....




Gotta run, work and all.....

[Weezard]

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Up to W's last move.

I'd have to take his rook with mine, next.....

Hmmmm, that's a good trick.
Considering...

"QR - QR2.

Film at 11.... "

So, when did you move your rook back to the back rank?

Since you were unaware of the position, how far would ya like to back-track?

Or, heck let it stand I don't really need 2 rooks here.
Or, we could start over and remind me to 'splain my moves and their motives.
I'm good either way.
I'd actually rather lose and learn than stomp a neoteric chess guy.
I'll spot you any piece you choose on the next game.
Let's even the playing field a tad until you get good at this.

Gotta run, work and all.....

WORK!? Dude! there's no call for that kine language.
Tryin' ta give a lazy guy da willies?

Aloha,
Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

I guess the scent of Albacore got transferred to my chessmen. :food10:

Little shortbus doggy gotta nose 'em around if I leave the board on the coffee table like a normal family might. Moved the chessboard to my already cluttered desk, should be safe there, if I can find it.

So,

Or, heck let it stand I don't really need 2 rooks here.

Let's do that, if you're game. I'm so severely screwed at this point a sane person would concede, I think. :tin foil hat: If you spot me that rook, at least I can attempt to keep fighting. My understanding is that you're interested in the "end game," at which we have clearly arrived. Shame to come all this way for an auntie-climax.

BTW, interesting work you're doin' schoolin' the noob-it-all's on the "physics and chemistry are an annoyance and I shall deny them" site. Talk about "poo on pearls."

But I have something to console you. I'll double the distance from the top of the post. Should make it only 25% as intense.....:lol5:

[DreadedHermie]

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[Weezard]

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Yes, please.
I'll have two,
Hold the poo.

Yah, Once I realized it was a grey matter density problem, I bailed.

Ya just can't fix that
Might's well try an' explain ethics,
to a cat.

Now we have a similar "defendant" ranting about Chloramine in tap water.
I'm testing it, in case there's any foundation in fact.

It's comforting to know that kids will always be, well, kids.
I not only "knew" everything when I was Nineteen, I was the first person to discover it all.


Ok. Back to da killing floor.
Now this get more interesting.

Knight to Queens 4

W.

[DreadedHermie]

Weezard, perhaps subconsciously you are hesitant to explain your strategies to me, figuring they might be self-evident to most dolts wandering your average shopping mall. Your fabled patience and beneficence prevent you from hurting my feelings, right?

At this point it is fight-or-flight for me. A fairly pure expression of "zard," actually: that little cluster of neurons capping the spinal cord. Sun Tsu no gonna be impressed with my battle plans. So I will explain my "thinking" and you can critique as you punish. At least this makes me the active party in exposing my foolishness.

So: P to QB-4 moves that piece out of jeopardy, threatens your knight, and is prolly my best bet at getting a pawn to the back row, whatever ya call that. Gotta deal with your downrange pawn eventually, but I'll deal with that if I survive for long enough.

So it is: P to QB-4

[Weezard]

Kn -Qb5

Just to keep him alive.
The knight has become important here.
He attacks indirectly and is hard to pin down.
Gave up a 2 move time advantage so, I'll need Horsie to survive.
It's much more even now and I'll be kept busy with your pawns.
You have the advantage of not being a machine.
Machines are easy in the end game.
I think you know what you need to do now.

And yes, I did think my motives were obvious.
No wanna patronize.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Knight to Queens 4

Kn -Qb5

You could get to Queen's Knight 5...my pawn's on your Qb5 already (my Qb4, right?) , unless the dog's figgered out how to get up onto this desk and is snuffling at my army again.