Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

And K - K4

[DreadedHermie]

Sorry to have dragged this out for so long but I needed to see the mechanics of an endgame.

I know normally black should have resigned awhile back.

I would like to play it out a bit longer just to see how it unfolds, if you don't mind. I won't overthink it.

Anything adjacent to your king is safe from my king, so if the entire royal entourage marches downfield to promote a pawn, I don't think black can prevent it.

N-KN3, if you would humor me for a move or two...

[Weezard]

You forgot to call check.:jointsmile:
K -Q4

Because I must.

[DreadedHermie]

You forgot to call check.

Not quite enough reach. I got:

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If that's correct, you're good at K4 and can avenge either pawn that I have forked.

Actually, looks like your move might be P - K6. Puts me in check and stops my harrassment for a move.

My intent is to sacrifice the knight, if necessary, to take out one of your pawns, and try to get the other with my king. Dunno if that causes a draw or not. Preventing promotion seems like my strongest weapon at this point. (?)

[Weezard]

Not quite enough reach. I got:

[attachment=o230275]

If that's correct, you're good at K4 and can avenge either pawn that I have forked.

Actually, looks like your move might be P - K6. Puts me in check and stops my harrassment for a move.

My intent is to sacrifice the knight, if necessary, to take out one of your pawns, and try to get the other with my king. Dunno if that causes a draw or not. Preventing promotion seems like my strongest weapon at this point. (?)

Betta.
Good mornin'
I'll just use dat to advance.
P - KB5

Not time for check

Aroint ye naughty ka-night.

[DreadedHermie]

Or similar "last words."

N x P

Of course, you advanced the pawn that['s harder for my king to intercept...

[Weezard]

Of course.

K X Kn

[DreadedHermie]

Black resigns.

Thanks, you've been patient.

I see how this goes now. :thumbsup:

I'll play again when you're ready...

[Weezard]

I'm game.

Almost done with the Tanning bed tests.:thumbsup:
It got kinda surreal there for a while.:stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned:
Got one last G13 flowered with sunlight only, but perfectly timed.
Been watching it closely..
This one will be taken just before sun-up tomorrow.
~10 days to dry. 2 weeks cure, then another bake-off.
Tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.:jointsmile:

Wee Zard

[DreadedHermie]

N - KB3