Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

Wiping up the drool around the board...
Goodness! Thought it would be an interesting experiment to try to wolf down a whole joint of my one-hit wonder couchlock. Made me stoopid! "Uplifting, inspirational"... not hardly. Great for pain and insomnia, which is a blessing for me. Not a suitable recreational strain, apparently.

Starting back with post #710's diagram:

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We've played:

W.: B - Q3
DH: N x P
W.: B x P
DH: N - K6 (first time through I had moved P-Q5 (Post#715))
W.: K - KB2
DH: N - KB4 (I miscalled that one as N-Q4 --figgered you caught it; I have a pawn at Q4 already)
W.: K - KB3
DH: N - K2
W.: B - Q3
DH: N - QB3

Which takes us to this:

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If that looks right to you, your latest move ( K - K4) would put you in check.

...Hermie

Yup I still had the move from post 715 in dere.
So, looks good now.
King gonna stay outta dere.
And I move to K3 instead.
Now black's problem is what to move and where.

Don't beat yourself up, it's STONER chess,yah?
Just list inebriants.

Inerbiants for last night: G13/BB with 6 hour of sun.
Calling it FunderFudd cause it turns me into an Elmer.:S5:

Think I'll stick to "donkeydick" and "Cogito" for the end game.

Aloha.
Weeze

Weezard Reviewed by Weezard on 10-25-2009. Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess" P - Q4 For all who wander by, kibbitzing and commenting is encouraged.:S5: Weezard Rating: 5

[DreadedHermie]

Think I'll stick to "donkeydick" and "Cogito" for the end game.

Snob.

My level of play demands cough syrup and tequila shooters. :thumbsup:

Bottoms up,

Hermie

[DreadedHermie]

N - QN5

Theoretical question:
Can you win, if all ya have left is your king?
Perhaps by creating an "all moves lose" situation? (I know there's a word for that...zwiegclang or suppin'..)

I guess a king can't really threaten the other king. They must be lawyers.

[Weezard]

B - KR2

If you lose the pawn, the game is over.

That li'l "O. B. Juan Kanobe" is your only chance.

Damn the lawyers, full speed ahead!
Weeze.

[DreadedHermie]

(Your) KR2 is a black square (?)

[Weezard]

(Your) KR2 is a black square (?)

OK make it your KR2

[DreadedHermie]

OK. Wasn't being a wise-ass, not sure I understand that move (yet).

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I guess it does cramp my style a bit.

[DreadedHermie]

N - QB3

[Weezard]

OK. Wasn't being a wise-ass, not sure I understand that move (yet).

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I guess it does cramp my style a bit.

Simple, really.

Bishop can watch from there with less danger of getting forked.
And then there's
B - KKN8 check!

A great lesson here!
If a move seems senseless, look to the future it creates.

Moving to either safe square is a disaster
Black will take the pawn and threaten the knight.
Best black can hope for now, is a draw.

Sneaky little cleric, ain't he?

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Moving to either safe square is a disaster

Well, there's a lesser of evils.

K-Q2

you: B x P (?)

me: N - Q2

Green?