Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

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I'm not controlling much center board real estate. I have, like, Baltic and Mediterranean Ave's kine property.

I do have my pawn "ends" going out for a "hail Mary" long pass. :smokin:

[Weezard]

B X Kn

Think I'm about to sack the quarterback.

[DreadedHermie]

QR - QR2.

Film at 11....

[Weezard]

P -QR4

Details to follow....

[DreadedHermie]

Our queens are now squared off on Main Street at high noon.

I bought a little plastic chess set so I don't hafta do this on a diagram every time. Should go quick now. (Queens shouldn't take noon UV for long. )

Is there a standard way to periodically confirm that boards match, or do good players just never mess that up?

[headshake]

good players know the board in their head dreaded. and think about 7-10 moves ahead.

definitely be careful with that uv!

sorry for butting in.


-shake

[Weezard]

Our queens are now squared off on Main Street at high noon.

Draw!
Blam!
Too slow! Muahahaha.
(deedle deedle dee, Hooo ha ha)
Da good, da bad, an' da berry dead!
Q X Q

I bought a little plastic chess set so I don't hafta do this on a diagram every time. Should go quick now. (Queens shouldn't take noon UV for long. )

Is there a standard way to periodically confirm that boards match, or do good players just never mess that up?

Good players usually purchase a wee plastic chess set and keep a written transcript of the moves for when the dog starts poopin' wee plastic pawns.


Hey there Shake!
Butt away bud.:thumbsup:

Like it says in post 1, comments and kibbitzing is most welcome.
Hermie is humoring me here while we wait for the rewards of our efforts.

You sound like a player, and Hermie claims chess noobidge.
Feel free to join forces and gang up on me.
Or throw down the mitten and have at me yerself.

I need to lose some games.
That's how I learn best

There's about to be,
a massacree. Up in here.
(Actually DH has been toast from the opening)

I'm supposed to be commenting and explaining the fine points of the game, but have been spacing out on that.:stoned:

Guess we'll do a post mortem analysis.

From here, I expect; R X Q - R X R-check K - R2
Then I use the temporal, positional and material advantage to wipe out his queen side pawns and promote a pawn of my own.
But, excrement occurs and brain farts happen.:jointsmile:
V shell C

Aloha,
Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

From here, I expect; R X Q - R X R-check K - R2

Well, doesn't seem like I have much choice but to follow that program. Weez, you did wanna make the R X R-check move, yes?

Then, ya, K - R2 (gotta)

Your move.

Shake--h-e-l-l-l-p!

[headshake]

lol, what's the board look like dread? or is that the game?


-shake

[Weezard]

Well, doesn't seem like I have much choice but to follow that program. Weez, you did wanna make the R X R-check move, yes?

Then, ya, K - R2 (gotta)

Your move.

Shake--h-e-l-l-l-p!

And, of course R X B.

Don't look good DH.
You must promote a pawn to have more future than a snowflake on a griddle.

Aloha nui loa
Weeze the merciless