Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

P to KR2??

[DreadedHermie]

The pawn was on KR2. And that's not a very productive move. Maybe an attack with a knight instead? Kn - Qkn5?

[Weezard]

The pawn was on KR2. And that's not a very productive move. Maybe an attack with a knight instead? Kn - Qkn5?

You may be cornfused.
KR2 is pristine.
Cobwebs n crickets, empty.

Though you did advance your QRp to QR2
Which is also nonproductive.

I assumed that you meant QR3 to chase my bishop away.
So, the craven bastid retreated.

Now you intend to molest that cowardly bishop with yer knight?
Well the timid cleric found his balls and will run no more.
"We've shown them our backs, now let's showthem our faces!" -John Wayne

So, if we have it sorted.
And you really want to attack with your knight.

Blacks Kp will walk the duck to K5!

That pawn's 3D, he be climbin' da tree.
Gonna bring my queen back home to me.:jointsmile:

So,
what-up?

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

You may be cornfused.

Yes, I probably am!
KR2 is pristine.
Cobwebs n crickets, empty.

I think my pawn has been there on KR2 all along. (I think of the pawns' starting position as "square 1," (duh, noob) so I tend to miscall that kinda move, apparently.) My intent was to move to KRP from row 2 (where he has lived for the entire game) up to row 3. On reflection, I decided I'd not only miscalled the square, but made a pretty useless move. (The intent was to keep your red bishop from lining up on my knight and king.)

So-o-o-

K-Kkn5

Sorry for the terse posts. Meds outta whack again. Very unpleasant cognitive side effects.

Good thing I'm tough (although a bit dim, of late) .

Hermie

[Weezard]

I think my pawn has been there on KR2 all along. (I think of the pawns' starting position as "square 1," (duh, noob) so I tend to miscall that kinda move, apparently.) My intent was to move to KRP from row 2 (where he has lived for the entire game) up to row 3. On reflection, I decided I'd not only miscalled the square, but made a pretty useless move. (The intent was to keep your red bishop from lining up on my knight and king.)

So-o-o-

K-Kkn5

Whee!
Now by this, I'm guessing you meant
Kn-KKn5.
Which you had moved.
Black replied with P- K5
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(Note the duckie)

If you regret the Rp move, I'll be happy to back-up to that point.

Sorry for the terse posts. Meds outta whack again. Very unpleasant cognitive side effects.

Not good brah, it's time to change meds, yah?

Good thing I'm tough (although a bit dim, of late) .

Hermie

Really? Hadn't noticed.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Hey, maybe I'm calling the positions wrong. My king started the game on the top dark square, 4th square in from top left. THAT'S what I've been naming the positions by. Queen starts on her own color, yes?

What I'm trying to do is move my "other" knight away from Ducky Pawn and next to your bishop. I still think that's K kn 5, isn't it? I thought I moved my "right-side-of-the-picture" knight to Q kn 5. (?)

[Weezard]

Hey, maybe I'm calling the positions wrong. My king started the game on the top dark square, 4th square in from top left. THAT'S what I've been naming the positions by. Queen starts on her own color, yes?

What I'm trying to do is move my "other" knight away from Ducky Pawn and next to your bishop. I still think that's K kn 5, isn't it? I thought I moved my "right-side-of-the-picture" knight to Q kn 5. (?)

Ah!
That makes much more sense.
Sorted!
I'll have to wait on the pawn push.

Instead;
R - K2
Just to keep that knight honest,

Et vu?

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

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Don't know how "honest" that keeps him...

[Weezard]

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Don't know how "honest" that keeps him...

Almost.But ya gotta put the QKN back to QB3 and then move

[DreadedHermie]

Reviewing these moves is taking me longer than planning the attacks. I must have been trying things out and failed to get the board back to starting position for that move. I just reviewed the game looking for where I moved my queenside knight. Guess it was just an audition. Sorry.

Sorry for the terse posts. Meds outta whack again. Very unpleasant cognitive side effects.

Not good brah, it's time to change meds, yah?

They've changed them before. They're trying to treat symptoms with drugs that cause more problems. I've been off the meds for a week now and am starting to feel normal again. ................ :thumbsup: