Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

We's a'ight. :thumbsup: Gettin' busy (I was actually answering your "Howzit," and your Vonnegut reference ).

K - KN2

Hmmm,
You don't want to do dat.
Worstest move. It trades your rook fo'da pawn.

Weeze (Still un-stuck in time.)

Weezard Reviewed by Weezard on 03-27-2010. Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess" P - Q4 For all who wander by, kibbitzing and commenting is encouraged.:S5: Weezard Rating: 5

[DreadedHermie]

What if I don't take the pawn at this point?

[Weezard]

What if I don't take the pawn at this point?

I don't see that you are able to take the pawn.
I have your rook on your Knight 1.
And my pawn on my rook 7.

Pawn takes rook
King take pawn and you are left with an overworked bishop and stymied pawns against a mobile bishop, a fiesty rook and a killer pawn chain.

Make it cost me a rook at least.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Hey!~ I wrote a response/explanation and it's gone. The board's not due to start eating posts for another half-hour!

Anyway, I appear to have clunked my board again. I had my rook at KR1. That's incorrect?

[DreadedHermie]

looks like my rook's sposta been at KN1 since post 1533. Musta bumped it, moving stuff around round here. Don't know when, though. Thought it was in its usual place...Dat changes things... you got a pic handy?

[Weezard]

looks like my rook's sposta been at KN1 since post 1533. Musta bumped it, moving stuff around round here. Don't know when, though. Thought it was in its usual place...Dat changes things... you got a pic handy?

Comin' up.;
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And have a hit of Hawaiian Sunburn, my friend.

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Just no hit dis onna beach.:stoned:
Kapish?

Well, maybe ok at night.:jointsmile:

Been trippy 'roun here.

Aloha,

Minescule reptilian lizardoid

[DreadedHermie]

R - KR1

Gotta take a move to get to where I thought I already was. I have invented "anti-tempo." Intersection of my chess strategy with something that actually makes sense could result in the end of all matter.

I'll do dat instead, so my king's still on KB1....green?

overworked bishop and stymied pawns against a mobile bishop, a fiesty rook and a killer pawn chain.

You are wasting a fine talent here. You should be writing menus!

Special Today at Chateau du Sorcier! Overworked bishop and steamied pawns atop a mobile biscuit, a served with a fiesty rook and our own killer prawn chain!

Of course, cougars drink for free at Hermie's Happy Hour!

(A 22% gratuity added for parties of six or more, and if you want separate checks, go to a frickin' drive-thru!)

Bonsoir! :stoned:

[Weezard]

R - KR1

Gotta take a move to get to where I thought I already was. I have invented "anti-tempo." Intersection of my chess strategy with something that actually makes sense could result in the end of all matter.

I'll do dat instead, so my king's still on KB1....green?

Emerald!

You are wasting a fine talent here. You should be writing menus!

Special Today at Chateau du Sorcier! Overworked bishop and steamied pawns atop a mobile biscuit, a served with a fiesty rook and our own killer prawn chain!

With a side of smack talk n fnords?
We reverse da right....
No shirt, no shoes, no-kea.
Blah X3.

Of course, cougars drink for free at Hermie's Happy Hour!

An' he ain't Lion.
I'll even buy, if I get to Tiger up and Panther.

Pundit done lost it.:stoned:

(A 22% gratuity added for parties of six or more, and if you want separate checks, go to a frickin' drive-thru!)

Bonsoir! :stoned:

LOL!

It seems that tiny pawn is neutralizing black's rook.
Black has but 2 attackers, and it's protected twice, or will be, after...

B - KB6
Just to add value.


Now, you have the burden of a choice.

White's critical square is the pawn at QB2.
It is the support for the pawn chain that protects the bitchup that covers the pawn that stinks up da house dat Jack built.

Black can not attack that square, directly.
So...
Think, "chain of events"

In other news;

The Lemon/Skunk is berry good.:stoned::stoned::stoned:
'bout twice the "punch" of my HI Homie.

Win a few, eat da bear, shit a windshield, inna woods.:rastasmoke:

Say, what?

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

K - KN2

This is where I thought the board was awhile back. :thumbsup: Perhaps I was just seeing into the future again. (I'm trying to develop this talent further, as compensation for my lack of short-term whaddyacallit.

Looks like I forgot that second parenthesis as well. Like an unmatched sock, for those that use them...

[Weezard]

Hmmm.
My King is well occupied.:thumbsup:
Whilst your King's fish remain un-fried.

Allow me to demonstrate.)

K - QB4

The King will go a pawndering.
Dey no let 'im fly, but dey might let 'im sing.

Aloha,

Keoni Bologna