Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

What can I say?
Had an appetite fo' knight.
An' I'll trade da queen fo' gasoline.

What's more...
P - QR4.


It's just a flesh wound.
Zardley

[DreadedHermie]

B x P :rastasmoke:

Hermie the Heinous takes no prisoners. The wounded are slain where they lay. Battlefield surgeons hover nearby with leeches and mole-ass poutices....to no avail.

[Weezard]

B x P :rastasmoke:

Hermie the Heinous takes no prisoners. The wounded are slain where they lay. Battlefield surgeons hover nearby with leeches and mole-ass poutices....to no avail.

P - QB3
Beeg hurry.
Late for da fray, he say.

"Aino sked u!:jointsmile:"


Da Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

B x P

Just tidying up....

p-o-u-l-t-i-c-e. Hermie needs a proofreader.

(Hermie needs a lap dance, too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves...:dance:

[BlueBlazer]

...Hermie needs a lap dance, too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves...:dance:

lmfao :thumbsup:

That's not getting ahead of yourself! Prioritize, always have to prioritize.

[Weezard]

B x P

Just tidying up....

p-o-u-l-t-i-c-e. Hermie needs a proofreader.

(Hermie needs a lap dance, too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves...:dance:

Din't get no head? Drat!
Might have gotten, jus a li'l behin' in da mean time, pawn gobbler.


N - KB6 - check.

Now you can stop feelin' sorry for da ol' fool, yah?:rastasmoke:

Alo Ha

T90 <dodders away, nattering>

[Weezard]

If I may?

... K- don't matter

If B1, Owie!
Knight escape, back to lake.

So Q1 or K2.

N X Q

K X N

P - KN5 check.

And we now have a fascinating end game ahead.
Look at the balance!
It almost sings.

And that, is how one uses a Queen my friend.

Gotta run, more drivel, later.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Crap! I kept reminding myself to keep that square protected, noting that I was one move away from the same fork I 'stuck you' with. Short term what? :hippy:

K2 is where I'll go with my king. Links my rooks and puts a little more cannon fodder in front of da king. And he can support the pawn chains after my next move: K - KB2

Most important, symmetry is maintained. (A yin/yang smiley would work here; I imagine I'll find it with the Coco and Michigan MMJ fora... imp

Your move.

[Weezard]

Crap! I kept reminding myself to keep that square protected, noting that I was one move away from the same fork I 'stuck you' with. Short term what? :hippy:

K2 is where I'll go with my king. Links my rooks and puts a little more cannon fodder in front of da king. And he can support the pawn chains after my next move: K - KB2

Most important, symmetry is maintained. (A yin/yang smiley would work here; I imagine I'll find it with the Coco and Michigan MMJ fora... imp

Your move.

Um, what!

That's 2 moves an' one is un-legal.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

And that, is how one uses a Queen my friend.

Dude, you "used" my queen. (That's a gentle way to put it...)