Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

That sidestep-fiancetto move left me in constipated field position in a previous game. I just wanted to try to run this opening, which is the old King's India Attack, verbatim, according to the wiki article.

Looks dicey to me, too. Just wanted to see how it develops. Running an experiment where I hope to be surprised at the outcome (which is the way to experiment :thumbsup.

My next move would be kingside castle, and then it's ad lib from there. Mind if we try it? White may have to resign early, I realize.... From an analysis standpoint (which I'm not qualified to take) it seems like castling might better be done later, and more resources devoted to developing control positions at this early stage. Also seems like this fiancetto is intended more to simply permit the castle, rather than set up an effective diagonal threat.

I say, make a grab for that soap. Anybody with feet that small probably isn't equipped to do much damage.

So, o-o, if yer willing. :hippy:

[Weezard]

That sidestep-fiancetto move left me in constipated field position in a previous game. I just wanted to try to run this opening, which is the old King's India Attack, verbatim, according to the wiki article.

Looks dicey to me, too. Just wanted to see how it develops. Running an experiment where I hope to be surprised at the outcome (which is the way to experiment :thumbsup.

Fines' kine!

My next move would be kingside castle, and then it's ad lib from there. Mind if we try it? White may have to resign early, I realize.... From an analysis standpoint (which I'm not qualified to take) it seems like castling might better be done later, and more resources devoted to developing control positions at this early stage.

As long as you know that, let's git jiggy wit' it!
Tasty looking knight.
Only Killer in the field.
P - Q5
Move it or lose it!

Also seems like this fiancetto is intended more to simply permit the castle, rather than set up an effective diagonal threat.

I say, make a grab for that soap. Anybody with feet that small probably isn't equipped to do much damage.

Have you checked him for dildi?
No want beeg surprise, yah?

So, o-o, if yer willing. :hippy:

Oh, so willing, the kill instinct is strong in 'zards.
I do enjoy winning, almost as much as learning.


Aloha
Wee

[Weezard]

The way I see this;

The main defense of that premature castle is a piece that has been moved once, and is now on his most effective square.
If I attack, his options are limited to 2 escape squares, (both of which, stink on ice), or a greater threat.
(Good luck with that.)

When I saw you throwin' the general rules out the window, I used that opportunity to break a logical rule or two myself and eschew piece development for King side domination and a pawn bomb up da middle.

I'm gonna have to look up that King's Indian opening and see what moves black has to respond with to make it look sane for white.
There has to be some kine logic to it.:wtf:
(Well, the brit's did eventually have to give India back, but they were Queen's indians, yah?.)

Happy yer doin' it though.

This is great fun
A change from the usual run.
I ju's hope da fish dinner's worth more dan da barrel and gun.

'Bout to start smokin' some serious handicap, so I better go a -readin'.

l8r,

Al Ligator
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[Weezard]

The board.
The bong.
The barleycorn
Better'n TV
Better'n porn.
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B X Wizard n duck!
is a free move.

Verdad?
"Dad's not here, man!

Whee 'zard.
So, dat's why dey calls 'em Bongs!
Dis kine weed's way too heavy fo' bongin'.
<Wanders away muttering>

[MerryPrankstr]

Ya know bongs are ok, but I really enjoy the taste of herb when it is smoked through a pipe.

Old Fashioned smoker, I'm afraid.

Enjoy the new bong!

M.P.

PS I have to spread more reputation around before giving some to Weezard....

[DreadedHermie]

I'm gonna have to look up that King's Indian opening and see what moves black has to respond with to make it look sane for white.

The wiki article suggested that black's initial responses are irrelevant. (I doubt this is true; that's why I wanted to try this attack. I think I was headed this way in a previous game, and chickened out when I saw you preparing a counterattack.) Figgerered I'd stay with the program (through the initial 4 moves) this time and see where it leaves me. (Out in BFE, I suspect.)

I hope that pic isn't how the board's supposed to be. I don't have your pawns looking that well developed.

You got Crown in that bag, or just using the bag? I recently A/B'ed Crown Royal against Seagram's VO Gold, and the VO Gold was impressive at a tad less $. Not that it makes much difference to me any more....

[DreadedHermie]

Wassup, MP. I agree. I can taste that bong-water, at least I could last time I tried one. I like to kick back with a nice joint meself, but that's been costing me entire days. :stoned::stoned:

Weez, is that the new bong--the sub for the out-of-stock model? The first pic you posted looked looked like the bong had built-in led effects lighting. I assumed that was just creative studio lighting for the ad shot, but maybe not. We could sell aftermarket led bong-lighting kits! Maybe with an onboard ignition source (which actually makes sense)....

[DreadedHermie]

I hope that pic isn't how the board's supposed to be. I don't have your pawns looking that well developed.

Hey, check your royalty. I think your king's on the wrong side of the bed.

[Weezard]

Hey, check your royalty. I think your king's on the wrong side of the bed.

King's where he b'longs. I meant to say P - K5 on da last move.
That's what all smack talk onna knight was about.
Sorry. I got bonged.

[Weezard]

The wiki article suggested that black's initial responses are irrelevant. (I doubt this is true; that's why I wanted to try this attack. I think I was headed this way in a previous game, and chickened out when I saw you preparing a counterattack.) Figgerered I'd stay with the program (through the initial 4 moves) this time and see where it leaves me. (Out in BFE, I suspect.)

I hope that pic isn't how the board's supposed to be. I don't have your pawns looking that well developed.

You got Crown in that bag, or just using the bag? I recently A/B'ed Crown Royal against Seagram's VO Gold, and the VO Gold was impressive at a tad less $. Not that it makes much difference to me any more....

That's the purple scrotum of doom.
When I get a really mild jar, you know, the 2 hit stuff.
I keep him in dere for a lot of reasons.
Light, cushioning, stealth, humor...