Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[mainegrown]

in a daze
or maybe a haze
but it feels like a maze
celebrating the 21st
makes my head feel the worst
gotta take care of the thirst
ya feel me?
i think it will be
a few days free
im sorry my man.
~MG

mainegrown Reviewed by mainegrown on 01-18-2010. Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess" P - Q4 For all who wander by, kibbitzing and commenting is encouraged.:S5: Weezard Rating: 5

[BlueBlazer]

Happy 21st MG. :thumbsup:

[Weezard]

Happy 21st MG. :thumbsup:

Howzit BB?
Wanna play?

Yup, da whole universe is flat-out, batshit, crazy.
Everyone, that is, 'cept you an' me.
An' I'm not so sure about me.

"To gather all of these fnords in our memory's hoards.
Then use them, to help us, to find..."
Muahahaha!

Weeze

[BlueBlazer]

Howzit BB?
Wanna play?

Yup, da whole universe is flat-out, batshit, crazy.
Everyone, that is, 'cept you an' me.
An' I'm not so sure about me.

"To gather all of these fnords in our memory's hoards.
Then use them, to help us, to find..."
Muahahaha!

Weeze

A game of chess eh? Can we use my special loaded pieces?

Would this be three dimensional chess like Spock used the prove the Enterprise was insane?!? :wtf:

Or just regular like Fisher used to drive someone Spassky?


Perhaps. I'd need some help as I've never played using move notations, and I'm not sure how yours work. Plus, I'm pretty sure you'd make short work of this pretender. I'm willing to try once y'all are done though.

[mainegrown]

R-QB..
go away you mean knight..
the zard may have the might
but i will fight!
~MG

[mainegrown]

so ye powerful wee-zard (but now a whiz-ard )
if a clone is still alive after a few days..
does that make em A-OK?
if they are kinda droopy..
and this makes me really loopy!
will they pull through??
if only i knew
~MG

[Weezard]

so ye powerful wee-zard (but now a whiz-ard )
if a clone is still alive after a few days..
does that make em A-OK?
if they are kinda droopy..
and this makes me really loopy!
will they pull through??
if only i knew

If you had a picture, we might have a clue.
~MG

No feel loopy, no get blue
Dey, will do,
what dey will do.
Soon as Horton hears a Who.
What Wee says 3 times, is true.

[Weezard]

R-QB..
go away you mean knight..
the zard may have the might
but i will fight!
~MG

'snot about might atall.
It's about exploiting strengths, and position.

Posted the preceeding doggerel to give you time to re-consider that suicide move by da kamakazi rook.:wtf:


Ah well, it will be a good learning experience for ya,
Youth and strength are still no match for age and treachery.
In this case, a cruel, but very, forking.

N - Q6 Check!

Wins a rook.:thumbsup:

Still hungover, 'ey?

Aloha,
Wee

[mainegrown]

ouch..
ya may be right on that ung'over count..
oh well..
count the losses and move K-Q2..
~MG

[Weezard]

ouch..
ya may be right on that ung'over count..
oh well..
count the losses and move K-Q2..
~MG

Had you moved K to Q1, I'd have snatched a pawn and a rook.
Not a bad trade for black either way, so;
N X R
Gotta assume K X N
Which is rapidly answered with
KR - QB1 Check!

Next, da bishop will slice n dice.
(It won't be pretty, she don't play nice.)

Wee.