Will dilution work?

[socofan13]

Hey, i recently was offered a job, my test will most likely be on thursday and part of the physical is a UA. thanks to you guys i passed last year, but this year, my system is a bit more dirty as they offered it to me way earlier than last year. my question is will the dilution method work for me? i'm 6,2 170 lbs, and smoked about once a day mildly before saturday morning. i was also thinking of getting one of those detox beverages, i know you guys say they dont work but i have friends that used em and passed just fine, i really want to spare no expense. also, substituting is not an option as there is a physical along with the UA. any input would be great, thanks!

socofan13 Reviewed by socofan13 on 03-30-2009. Will dilution work? Hey, i recently was offered a job, my test will most likely be on thursday and part of the physical is a UA. thanks to you guys i passed last year, but this year, my system is a bit more dirty as they offered it to me way earlier than last year. my question is will the dilution method work for me? i'm 6,2 170 lbs, and smoked about once a day mildly before saturday morning. i was also thinking of getting one of those detox beverages, i know you guys say they dont work but i have friends that Rating: 5

[killerweed420]

Its easier to just go with subbing with synthetic urine. Then you don't have to make any lifestyle changes.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Hey, thread starter said *no* substitution.

Dilution *may* work (but it's never guaranteed). The *easiest* way is the drinks, but if you read the sticky on how to do it with B vitamins, aspirin, and Gatorade, you can save yourself a lot of money and it ends up being the same thing.

If you are worried about getting it right, though, just do the drinks. Better to spend $30 and get it right than spend $15 and get it wrong.

[Burnt Toast]

"Detox" products are a scam.

You can spend $30 - $100 on "magic" drinks or pills and not do any better than you could with vitamins, aspirin, and Gatorade. Many people actually do worse because of the false claims of the manufacturers, and the resultant false sense of security.

[killerweed420]

The physical and the UA to gether is no big thing. Keep the sample in your pocket with the heat warmer till after the physical and then move ot to your crotch.

[seattlesmoke247]

Yeah surely you can come up with a creative way to hide a few ounces of fake piss, try wearing a long sock? Last time I was at the doctor they didn't check my feet out... Lol.

I would do this over than in the pocket, I've actually had a buddy have fake pee in his pocket and when asked to empty his pockets he said,

"Aww, ya caught me man"

and handed over his fake piss, hahahaha. don't be like this.