Quote Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
what a splendid idea! i had quite forgotten, but it seems a perfect solution to our dilemma. not only would eating our children provide us with a low impact source of sustenance, but it would further reduce this pesky organism known as man.
Cannibalism in general is positive to all societies. Unfortunately, cooking them would increase our carbon footprint... actually, imagine the disease that would be spread from eating them raw. I think we may have just stumbled into a great solution.

I will begin drawing up the legal documents in the next several days. Thank you for the great idea... Than again, I will commit the legal documents to memory, I would hate to kill a tree while attempting to save them. I don't want to be a hypocrite.