Quote Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
I also propose we cease and desist all, but not limited to, military operations, chemicals (use and production), corporate policies, government sanctions, goods produced by using, either directly or indirectly fossil fuels, animal byproduct, or plastics, as well as: goods produced from a process that releases any pollutant into our atmosphere, including but not limited to: water vapor (the most abundant greenhouse gas) and carbon dioxide, as well as, anything else that may potentially harm the environment, regardless of whether it is directly required for our survival, prosperity, convenience, transportation, or any other selfish human needs.self-preservation.
since we are obviously not going to stop killing each other any time soon, i propose we begin this new movement by slaughtering each other only with the most rudimentary tools. since the very act of producing knives and swords may be seen as depleting natural resources and endangering the environment, perhaps we should arm ourselves with stones and fallen branches to continue our violent ways. this killing spree of ours is a holy cause and we should never cease. each human life we take adds a bit more room for the natural world to ease the suffering we have caused it and begin the healing it so desperately needs.

we should of course immediately cease the production of any foodstuffs. the plants and animals of this world have been under the thumb of mankind for far too long and, being more a part of the natural world, they have far more right to existence than any man, woman or child. we should also cease our constant bathing, just think of how we pollute the virgin waters of earth with our foul stench, and the use of any form of fire should be outlawed, better we should all freeze than harm the purity of nature with the noxious fumes of any man-made flame. our footsteps trample the delicate ground, the cacophony of our gathered voices merely drowns out the heavenly chorus, our very existence is an affront to the natural world.

perhaps it would be best if we all merely covered ourselves with earth and simply stopped breathing. even the carbon dioxide of our breath is an abomination that should never have been allowed.
delusionsofNORMALity Reviewed by delusionsofNORMALity on . A Call to Arms in Defense of a Defenseless Environment! I now realize how important our environment is and how negatively global warming affects it. Therefore, I feel war's should not be tolerated. You see, during war's, ships are sunk, and when ships are sunk, they release a lot of oil into our poor oceans. Don't even get me started on fossil fuels burned during the launch of a missile. The use of missiles, not only harms our environment, it also pumps more money into evil corporations who are determined to destroy everything sacred to us. Rating: 5