1)laws are different everywhere in the world, our retail times suck, deal with it

2)You could move to Montreal without learning French, but I think it would considerably more difficult in Quebec City.

3)I ask myself that everyday. Do you mean planning and shit, or do you mean quality? I think the highways are ok planning wise, but the 5.4 billion cracks and potholes really bother me...

4)Because 2/3 of the American population is overweight, and because of genetics. In cities like Montreal, the huge number of immigrants makes for an extremely diverse gene pool, and people of mixed ancestry generally look better than others (think of supermodels, so many of them are Mexican/Brazilian/Italian/Egyptian/Philippino/British/German/Russian, or other such combinations)

5)because Ottawa is a black hole of boredom and despair

6)Wow.... I really don't feel like explaining that one...

If you have any more questions, I'll answer them!