I'm about to kill some middle aged yuppie bitches here!!

[daZenfmeister]

Okay so I'm sittin' here in my book store and playin a little RuneScape to pass the time when this shrill cocky bitch barges in and after leaving the door open, tracking in mud and pushing in front of TWO OTHER customers she says something like: " I want a book called The art of war! its by some zen something or other with a t or something do you have it?! " So I calmly get up and show her to our eastern philosoply section because I think shes talking about sun-tzu's the art of war and we didnt have it so she says " all right well I'll just go over to waldens because they always have what i want THERE!" So she leaves and still doesnt close the door. Well the real kicker is that when i go back to my pc my character has one HP left and i get hit my a scorp and lose all of my stuff (full mith armor and a load of coal for people who play) and so im fuming. then when i stop fuming some other bitch comes up and wants to buy a book thats marked 9.95 and she starts making snide bitchy remarks like "hah you're charging me more for the book than it costs new!" Well the book is like 10-15 years old so new it costed like 2.95 so im ready to slap that bitch down but i resist.

well its been an hour now and im starting to cool down, but anyways i need some weed!..................................

I love spring break!!

daZenfmeister Reviewed by daZenfmeister on 03-20-2005. I'm about to kill some middle aged yuppie bitches here!! Okay so I'm sittin' here in my book store and playin a little RuneScape to pass the time when this shrill cocky bitch barges in and after leaving the door open, tracking in mud and pushing in front of TWO OTHER customers she says something like: " I want a book called The art of war! its by some zen something or other with a t or something do you have it?! " So I calmly get up and show her to our eastern philosoply section because I think shes talking about sun-tzu's the art of war and we didnt Rating: 5

[Buck268]

Wow, sounds rough... those video games must make work really suck.

[Bel Acres]

You should work where I used to work shoveling pig shit and hauling equipment around.

[Hektik]

those are the bitches who you feel like following back out to they car coming up behind them and chokin the life from em with a cord

[4252]

How about this? You realize that their pathetic lives couldn't possible contain even the briefest moments of happiness, no matter what happens to them.

I know you can't actually say this to a customer, but it may help to think it;

A. "Madam, it's abundantly evident that you've had a tragically unhappy childhood, but it won't help you a bit to try to take it out on me".

B. "The other customers say you were toilet trained with a cattle prod; is that really true?"

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[kyle]

Oh well. Such is life huh; not much can be done about it. Just grin and bear it. I just got my new-ish quite expensive (still not sure how much my brother paid) glass pipe (first glass I've ever had) smashed to shit when my mom caught (for the second time in 2 weeks) and got a 3 chunk flushed down the pisser. Not trying to win a contest or anything. Anyway, just go on with it..Never played Runescape but I've played plenty of games along the same line and you could nearly kill when you get fucked over. Just smoke some herb and forget it, P.S. Take a hoot for me.

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

I hate ignorant people.. lifes so much easier when its all just.. calm?

oh also I play runescape once and a while.. level 35 I think

[Nochowderforyou]

Wow, sounds rough... those video games must make work really suck.

No shit. Oh no, now you have to get off you duff and do some actual work...oh, what a bummer.

[Tetrahydrocannabinol]

Heres a handy guide

[Reefer Rogue]

This was definately worthy of a bump...