I wish I could win arguments like that with my family. Instead it's more like this.

Bobby Jindal (Louisiana governor) isn't a muslim and what the hell difference does it make if he is, clearly the white chick (Kathleen Blanco) did a fantastic job... WON


No our currency is not backed by gold anymore. WON

Yes, our currency was backed by gold at some point. WON

Who the hell cares about Entertainment Tonight? WON

I envy you...