Not Going to Pay Fed Income Tax

[8182KSKUSH]

Hey, hope everyone is well. My mommy emailed me this, I am sure it's fake. But it is funny!

Some guy that is not paying his taxes.

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course,
your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Ed Barnett

Wichita Falls

:jointsmile::jointsmile:

8182KSKUSH Reviewed by 8182KSKUSH on 03-21-2009. Not Going to Pay Fed Income Tax Hey, hope everyone is well. My mommy emailed me this, I am sure it's fake. But it is funny!:D Some guy that is not paying his taxes. Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl Rating: 5

[BigLeagueJew]

what a BAMF. That guy has balls.

[killerweed420]

Taxation without representation has never been truer than today.

[JaggedEdge]

It's likely legit, I heard the same thing from several reputable sources. I would love to see a massive protest of people not paying federal income tax. Good luck paying for the stimulus package, bailouts, etc, without our money. I didn't agree to pay for all this, go screw yourselves.

Granted I don't know if he will actually file his taxes or not.

[bigtopsfinn]

That was great :thumbsup:

There are a bunch of videos on Youtube about this... They have former IRS agents talking about the agency, and saying how the federal income tax is unconstitutional, and not even in the tax laws. They say people are paying for no reason...

I don't know the validity of these videos, but they were interesting nonetheless.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1UT2Ms5E2k[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9PSYkWIuIs&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

[JaggedEdge]

They are. We are obligated to pay state taxes not federal. Federal taxes are unconstitutional.

[8182KSKUSH]

^^
I have heard this too, I dunno. I haven't really looked into carefully, but people do get time for not paying their taxes. Some get off, but I am betting my ass would be SOL, and the feds would be at my door quick, fast, and in a hurry! No thank you, not to mention, my federal income tax liability is pretty much zilch since I really don't make too much earned income from an employer. But yes, federal income tax blows big ones!:jointsmile:

[BobBong]

Probably fake...

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

funny letter though

[the image reaper]

non-taxpayers are usually found in Prisons ... (and, the halls of Congress) :wtf:

[8182KSKUSH]

Probably fake...

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

funny letter though

Awha! Good call Bob! You got a sharp eye there, I agree, it is funny.:thumbsup: