Got a test in 4 days. been smoking daily 4 years.

[jeffman]

I've been biting my tongue for 2 days with this guy and his dog piss out of respect for the importance of this forum. I'm amazed that people could come in this section and make jokes or give stupid advice. I chalked it up too they're either young and dumb or never had they're whole life destroyed with a failed drug test. I knew you'd come along to set the record straight FBR...:thumbsup:

jeffman Reviewed by jeffman on 03-22-2009. Got a test in 4 days. been smoking daily 4 years. So I have an employment drug screening coming up on Monday (3 days away). I have been a daily smoker (at least 1g of the funk) for 5 years without a break. That niacin thread was too confusing for me. Nobody could agree as to whether or not it works. I am screwed either way I'm pretty sure. What are some good ways to start cleansing? My plan thus far is get a bunch of cranberry juice, green tea, & water and go to town on that for the next 3 days. But I also plan on buying a home drug Rating: 5

[purpleflavor]

Thanks Fakeboobs. Today is the day. Substitution it is. Plus, I didnt really feel like quitting and flushing my system out if I was not going to pass anyway. I am going to get a bottle of piss from my buddy on my way to the HR department to fill out paperwork and get the directions to the lab (I would assume they aren't testing me at my place of business). If too much time has passed i will go get my buddy to piss in the bottle again - I have a foot warmer thing, but I'm not trying to take too many risks.

As far as concealing it goes, I bought an elmer's glue bottle that I've rinsed out thoroughly and I am going to buy a pair of tighty whities or boxer briefs. I will let you know what happens.