Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp
Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, shamelessly wiping away some drool.

As soon as I started driving the one in the backseat took off her shirt and began to rub her bare breasts all over my neck and head, the other leaned over in the front seat, unzipped and yanked down my pants. This is about when I figure they stole my wallet. I was robbed by them last Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful guys....... wallets, stash, dignity they take it all.

oh brother, thats deep.. goddang

I guess if it was me I'd be so farking shocked at my luck my senses would put me in a temporal state of nonthinking awesomeness..

haha you won't get done twice though will you eh?

props dude.. at least you got something interesting to talk about hehhhe

Peace,
Denial