my bird is getting too smart.

[TrojanMan]

I have the dark suspision that my bird is beginning to outthink me.

TrojanMan Reviewed by TrojanMan on 03-20-2005. my bird is getting too smart. I have the dark suspision that my bird is beginning to outthink me. Rating: 5

[ermitonto]

Well, there's only one solution. You're gonna have to put bars around your bedroom, cover the floor in newspapers so you can shit and start eating lots of seeds.

[Not Enough Herb]

no no no

when u and the bird lock eyes

say, "im smarter then u, im smarter then u!!!!" and keep repeating it.....and if the motherfucker makes even one small churp U FUCKIN WACK HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A MALLET

have a bowl problem solved!!

later

[tagnamestek]

barbeque time...

[kyle]

There appears only one logical and rational decision. Go to your nearest guns & ammo shop and buy a 12 gauge and a box of shells. Go to the local crackhouse and pick up a nice hit of heroin. Smoke a joint, go into a room with no windows or any means of escape. Pump that cheecky bastard full of Heroin and release him. Next load the 12-gauger and fire away until you send the possessed bastard to the fiery underworld. Then release an evil ghoulish laugh and buy yourself a hamster.

[robert42]

HE DOTN MEAN A REAL BIRD ( WELL I DONT THINK SO)

IN UK WE CALL A WOMEN A BIRD. I THINK SO IS HE...

I DNT SEE WHY A REAL BIRD WOULD OUTSMART HIM....


HRRRMM

CARE TO CLARIFYYYY VICTIM OF THE ALLEDGED BIRD?

[Kombucha]

Wow, that certainly cleared a lot up Robert. Whatever kind of bird you're talking about, leave it in a dark room with Britney Spears playing non-stop for 24 hours. It will soon turn stupid again.

[Hektik]

There is only 1 thing to do, Kill. If it s a bird bird, kill it. If you are referring to a women, kill her.

[ermitonto]

Well, they don't call women birds in Los Angeles where the poster is from, so I think he means an actual bird.

[OreO]

im confused.................