it cracks me up how the media put such a huge spin on this story, for a while people were talking about phelps like he was a murder suspect

michael phelps just adds to the list of reasons why america is the superior nation, he singlehandedly dominated the olympics in china. nowhere did i ever hear about any performance-enhancing drugs, if anything, taking bong hits would mess up his lung capacity, but nope... he still won all those medals

bite me tipper gore

take all his sponsorships away, no more free cereal, no more free speedos, big freakin deal, he might as well lay around all day counting his medals and rollin blunts. retire phelps, you have it made