I would have found someone else, but it's spring break, and everyone I would feel comfortable asking for urine from is either off on some vacation halfway around the world or probably baked right now :stoned:. I only knew that he drank because when he handed me the bottle he said he made sure only to drink a few so that he didn't pee clear :wtf:. And I can't get upset at him having a few beers, since as you said, the standard 5-panel EMIT doesn't test for alcohol, so I'm sure he didn't think that was going to be a problem. The only reason I worry about the alcohol at all is because the employment agreement I signed explicitly said that I "consent to Drug/Alcohol screening".

I think I am just going to go ahead with the dilution. I followed the protocol in the sticky this morning and I was apparently successful, and one more day of abstinence can only improve my chances. I bought another home kit so that I can test again before I go to work tomorrow. Thanks for everyone's insight!