So i just landed a dream job totally out of the blue, and now I'm in a bit of a bind. I'll try to be as concise as possible:

-I'm 5'2, 120lb, so I've got some meat on my bones. I usually work out about 3x a week on top of walking anywhere from 2-6mi per day getting to classes and such, so my metabolism is probably about moderate to a bit above average.

-I smoked probably about 2 grams of decent weed (nothing to write home about though) over the course of 3 days from friday evening (mostly friday night) to maybe sunday morning. Before that, I took one hit at the end of Feb, and before that it must have been November or something. Not sure, it was a LONG time ago.

-I got the job offer on monday, started today, and will be going to HR to fill in all my forms and everything, including consent to drug/alcohol screening, tomorrow. I'm not sure if/when they would actually do the screen, if they'll give me any sort of advanced notice, or if they'll send me to another site to do the test.

-I did an at-home test on tuesday and failed miserably. I practiced diluting this morning and tested again; I passed with a very faint line.

-Last night I got some pee from a friend as a backup. It's chilling in the fridge right now. Unfortunately the only guy I knew who could give me clean piss is a bit of an alcoholic, and had a few beers before he peed for me.

So as I see it, I have two options: I can either dilute in the morning before I go to work, or I can bring some of the backup pee (I have a lot) with me. While I tested negative this morning after diluting, that's hardly a guarantee that i'll test negative for the UA that counts. I know this guy's pee is THC free; the last time he smoked was probably 4-6 months ago. My main hangup about subbing is the fact that this guys pee will definitely test positive for alcohol if they screen for that in the UA. I'm also not exactly sure when the UA would be (they might make me go into the bathroom and pee right after I hand in my forms for all I know), so I could be carrying around pee for a while, only to not have needed it after all. So my question is this; which way should I go? Should I try diluting, and risk failing the THC test, or should I try subbing and possibly get bagged for alcohol? How likely is it that they would test for alcohol in the UA, as opposed to a breathalyzer or something like that?
littlecaitling Reviewed by littlecaitling on . sub or dilute? So i just landed a dream job totally out of the blue, and now I'm in a bit of a bind. I'll try to be as concise as possible: -I'm 5'2, 120lb, so I've got some meat on my bones. I usually work out about 3x a week on top of walking anywhere from 2-6mi per day getting to classes and such, so my metabolism is probably about moderate to a bit above average. -I smoked probably about 2 grams of decent weed (nothing to write home about though) over the course of 3 days from friday evening Rating: 5