First off let me say thank you IamN2pot for the great stickies posted above. Second, let me say how stupid and stressful it is to smoke while on probation. I have been lurking around on this and a couple other forums throughout the past year and finally registered a few minutes ago. I have been on probation for a while now because i was arressted (not charged) for possession of 2 ounces and started using the whizzinator from the get go once a month for 7 months until i got caught with it which put my a$$ in jail for a month for violating. I guess i got a little too comfortable using it which led to me being careless. The guy watching me noticed i started peeing too quickly and immediately asked if i had a whizzinator on me. I played stupid and ended up having a cop pat me down. Now everybody in the building knows me as the whizzinator guy so since then (last sept) i decided to start detoxing once every month and have wasted my money just about everything except water, vitamin b, thc tests, and aspirin LOL I have tried numerous different drinks, pills, solutions and they all pretty much didnt work. Thanks to the dilution method i used as a backup plan i have always passed!

On to my point...

Because i violated i am now court ordered into a residential program for 2 months which i start on friday. (this is all for smoking weed only! ) I get to leave for work thoughtout the week so i am not completely trapped. Last time i smoked was Sunday and i will be tested this friday followed by some randoms while i am in the program. I plan to dilute for this fridays test but am kind of stuck on what to about the randoms afterwards...not to mention i will be tested on the beginning of the month again at my po's office. I am not exactly sure what kind of tests they will be but i am pretty sure its going to be the cheap dip stick tests since this place isnt really a top notch facility. Also, i WILL NOT be smoking anymore until i am out of this place. My only reasonable options are:

-After fridays test continue to drink water on a daily basis to keep me diluted until i am naturally clean. (i smoked 4 days before a test once and did nothing but drink a lot of water and passed)

-Try and use the whizzinator there or quick fix (how do you secure quickfix to your crotch area....tight underwear?)

-Buy the Permanent 5 day cleanser (i have not tried yet) which would hopefully permanently cleanse me.

Just for reference i am 24, weigh 165, am about 5'11", and have 5% body fat! I ALWAYS test myself at least 5-10x a month when detoxing so i know i am clean before i go in. I have 10 thc tests to use for this process and do not want to mess this up! (although i already have) I apologize for the excessive post but it is my first so be easy on me. Any input is greatly appreciated! :thumbsup:
chobble19 Reviewed by chobble19 on . Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal: First off let me say thank you IamN2pot for the great stickies posted above. Second, let me say how stupid and stressful it is to smoke while on probation. I have been lurking around on this and a couple other forums throughout the past year and finally registered a few minutes ago. I have been on probation for a while now because i was arressted (not charged) for possession of 2 ounces and started using the whizzinator from the get go once a month for 7 months until i got caught with it :( Rating: 5