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02-25-2009, 03:10 AM #1OPJunior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
First off let me say thank you IamN2pot for the great stickies posted above. Second, let me say how stupid and stressful it is to smoke while on probation. I have been lurking around on this and a couple other forums throughout the past year and finally registered a few minutes ago. I have been on probation for a while now because i was arressted (not charged) for possession of 2 ounces and started using the whizzinator from the get go once a month for 7 months until i got caught with it
which put my a$$ in jail for a month for violating. I guess i got a little too comfortable using it which led to me being careless. The guy watching me noticed i started peeing too quickly and immediately asked if i had a whizzinator on me. I played stupid and ended up having a cop pat me down. Now everybody in the building knows me as the whizzinator guy so since then (last sept) i decided to start detoxing once every month and have wasted my money just about everything except water, vitamin b, thc tests, and aspirin LOL I have tried numerous different drinks, pills, solutions and they all pretty much didnt work. Thanks to the dilution method i used as a backup plan i have always passed!
On to my point...
Because i violated i am now court ordered into a residential program for 2 months which i start on friday. (this is all for smoking weed only!) I get to leave for work thoughtout the week so i am not completely trapped. Last time i smoked was Sunday and i will be tested this friday followed by some randoms while i am in the program. I plan to dilute for this fridays test but am kind of stuck on what to about the randoms afterwards...not to mention i will be tested on the beginning of the month again at my po's office. I am not exactly sure what kind of tests they will be but i am pretty sure its going to be the cheap dip stick tests since this place isnt really a top notch facility. Also, i WILL NOT be smoking anymore until i am out of this place. My only reasonable options are:
-After fridays test continue to drink water on a daily basis to keep me diluted until i am naturally clean. (i smoked 4 days before a test once and did nothing but drink a lot of water and passed)
-Try and use the whizzinator there or quick fix (how do you secure quickfix to your crotch area....tight underwear?)
-Buy the Permanent 5 day cleanser (i have not tried yet) which would hopefully permanently cleanse me.
Just for reference i am 24, weigh 165, am about 5'11", and have 5% body fat! I ALWAYS test myself at least 5-10x a month when detoxing so i know i am clean before i go in. I have 10 thc tests to use for this process and do not want to mess this up! (although i already have) I apologize for the excessive post but it is my first so be easy on me. Any input is greatly appreciated! :thumbsup:chobble19 Reviewed by chobble19 on . Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal: First off let me say thank you IamN2pot for the great stickies posted above. Second, let me say how stupid and stressful it is to smoke while on probation. I have been lurking around on this and a couple other forums throughout the past year and finally registered a few minutes ago. I have been on probation for a while now because i was arressted (not charged) for possession of 2 ounces and started using the whizzinator from the get go once a month for 7 months until i got caught with it :( Rating: 5
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02-25-2009, 03:48 AM #2Senior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
I wish you luck on finding the Whizzinator. Puck Technologies (the birthplace of the Whizzinator and Go Number1 Synthetic urine) have pleaded guilty over 3 months ago on Federal charges of conspiracy to defraud drug testing. As part of the case, the Government has pursued forfeiture of all of the companys assets as well as its internet domain names, effectively spelling the end of Puck Technologies as a business.
THC is fat-soluble, not liquid-soluble. Therefore, there is no such thing is a product that can permanently get rid of THC. Those "5-day permanent cleanser" claims are nothing but sales pitches designed to lure in the credulous and uninformed, and separate them from their cash. Dont fall for it.
Only time and exercise can rid the body of THC.To view the Board Rules: http://boards.cannabis.com/introduce...ard-rules.html
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02-25-2009, 06:00 PM #3OPJunior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
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02-25-2009, 06:14 PM #4Senior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
or, you could quit smoking pot, until you no longer have to take the tests ... the choice between quitting, or breaking probation, would be an easy decision for myself ... :smokin:
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02-25-2009, 07:14 PM #5Senior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
Originally Posted by chobble19
To view the Board Rules: http://boards.cannabis.com/introduce...ard-rules.html
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02-25-2009, 07:43 PM #6OPJunior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
Originally Posted by the image reaper
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
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02-25-2009, 10:47 PM #7Senior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
Those that have passed with magic potions did so because of the dilution factor associated with the products use and not the product itself. All magic potions work via the principle of dilution (that is, when they do work). They work because of the amount of water thats required to be consumed with them. When people pass, they wrongly credit the magic potion when the real hero was the water consumed with the potion, which effectively diluted the concentration of THC metabolites in the bladder to the point where the sample registered below the screens cutoff limit.
Its all about the water.To view the Board Rules: http://boards.cannabis.com/introduce...ard-rules.html
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02-25-2009, 11:22 PM #8OPJunior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
i spoke to the person who referred me to this permanent cleanser and she said it worked after 10 days and was in a similar situation i am now. i am unsure of the kits exact contents as of now and am wondering what the directions are. i am going to my local head shop to get some more info on it. 2 days and counting till my first test at this program! having my red meat dinner tonight =]
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02-26-2009, 12:37 AM #9Senior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
i do believe some detoxes out there do help out tho.To view the Board Rules: http://boards.cannabis.com/introduce...ard-rules.html
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02-26-2009, 01:05 AM #10Senior Member
Hello everybody! New on the site...heres my deal:
Wish i could help you out here, but i've never been in trouble for it. I would probably just stop smoking too, though that wouldn't be near as hard for me as many other people. I need to ask though, how does a person go about getting caught? Just a pat-down by the police after some escapade? Caught outside in the open?
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