The first time I was stoned, I called my mom an' she told me to bring a bunch of shit home from the grocery store, and when I came home I only remembered one of the things she said.. Looked and felt like a retard. Couple years later I got into Visual Basic (don't know if anyone's heard of it..) and found I could code with it without much difficulty, and know many people who can do the same. Point is, yeah, you learn how to function when you're high.