Okay so I'm on prob and pretty good about being careful..

BUT lol obviously you already know what comes next:

Okay so I'm 5'11" - 145lbs -4.5% body fat - this past weekend my friend and I shared a couple j's friday morning and hit the roor once sunday.. (I normally don't smoke and was clean before the weekend, but I was wasted and forgot..)

So today (thursday) I noticed the little yellow slip in the mailbox saying they tried to deliver a certified letter from my prob. office.. A lot of you know what that means..

So I have a few questions:

1. I probably can dodge the test till monday, but if I dilute will I be okay?

2. Where could one acquire synthetic or clean pee locally because its too late to ship it? (and none of my friends are clean... and I wonder why I'm in this predicament.. )

3. Whats the preferred way of hitting the perfect temp with a sub?

4. Anyone in the Miami area know of a dirty clinic?

5. Or anyone local want to sell me some piss???? :wtf:

6. IMPORTANT: Should I run around town like a maniac trying to find a sub or am I far enough out that I should just take my chances with dilution?


I know I'm the 2 millionth person to ask these questions..

But I sincerely appreciate any and all help in advance, and those of you on prob know how serious this really is..

Thanks, Form Erstoner
tryin2stayclean Reviewed by tryin2stayclean on . OOOOOooooopppppsssss..... Okay so I'm on prob and pretty good about being careful.. BUT lol obviously you already know what comes next: Okay so I'm 5'11" - 145lbs -4.5% body fat - this past weekend my friend and I shared a couple j's friday morning and hit the roor once sunday.. (I normally don't smoke and was clean before the weekend, but I was wasted and forgot..) So today (thursday) I noticed the little yellow slip in the mailbox saying they tried to deliver a certified letter from my prob. office.. A lot of Rating: 5