Freaking out...

[soccer2]

Hey, so here's the deal... I'm on probation for a DWI and have been drug tested a couple of times (I've been clean). He's in the bathroom with me.
After my DWI I stopped drinking but I had a bad relapse on Valentine's Day (the 14th), and while I was drunk I smoked a bowl with some people. I hadn't smoked for over two years before this, so I know my body was clean. So, if i only smoked one bowl (maybe 5 hits) and have until March 3rd, will I be straight? I'm not going to use detox drinks or pills because I'm pretty sure my P.O will look for that in the test, which will result in a FAIL. I'm drinking water everyday.
So, to sum up
1: Smoked once
2: Have about 17 days until test
3: Cannot use detox supplements
4: I'm 5'6, about 150lb's, normal metabolism.
Any help would be awesome, especially personal experience with probation.
P.S- Sorry this is so long, I'm just super paranoid.

soccer2 Reviewed by soccer2 on 02-19-2009. Freaking out... Hey, so here's the deal... I'm on probation for a DWI and have been drug tested a couple of times (I've been clean). He's in the bathroom with me. After my DWI I stopped drinking but I had a bad relapse on Valentine's Day (the 14th), and while I was drunk I smoked a bowl with some people. I hadn't smoked for over two years before this, so I know my body was clean. So, if i only smoked one bowl (maybe 5 hits) and have until March 3rd, will I be straight? I'm not going to use detox drinks Rating: 5

[ILLNotSick]

"Increased consumption of filtered water, herb teas, fruits, and vegetables and other fiber rich foods and reducing consumption of fats, red meats, and milk products will also help you to detox naturally. Adding fiber to your diet will help the body detox by promoting regularity.

Water is an important detoxifying agent in your body. It helps clean us through our skin and kidneys, and it improves our sweating with exercise. Eight, eight-ounce, glasses (i.e., 64 ounces) a day[2] (depending on our size, air temperature, and activity level) of clean, filtered water is suggested."

[seattlesmoke247]

You should be okay, you seem to have low body fat percent. I know people with more fat than you that can clear out in less than 5 days after smoking once.

--SS.

[Burnt Toast]

Water is an important detoxifying agent in your body. It helps clean us through our skin and kidneys, and it improves our sweating with exercise. Eight, eight-ounce, glasses (i.e., 64 ounces) a day[2] (depending on our size, air temperature, and activity level) of clean, filtered water is suggested."

Lots of misinfo here. THC is fat-soluble and not water soluble. So you cant wash THC from your body like you'd pressure-wash the side of your house. Doesnt work that way.
The purpose of consuming water is to dilute the concentration of THC metabolites present in the bladder. Its a balancing act and the results are only temporary. Once the person has voided out all of the water taken in, the person will resume testing positive for THC.
Sweating doesnt help because very little THC is excreted thru sweat. The rest are excreted via the urine and bowels.

[soccer2]

I got two "First Check" home tests @ Target on Wed. Thursday afternoon I passed, but i had been drinking water all day. This morning (Fri, the 20th) I tested myself first thing in the morning (first void of the day, no dilution). Still passed.
So, for me, smoking one time clears my body within at least five days. I just hope probation also checks at 50 ng/ml