I looked through the "post your art" thread and I think the level of talent here is more than sufficient to put a logo to paper. I also posted some of mine there as well. I have sketched countless biz logo's and tatoos so I would be happy to help there along with all who would contribute. I'll look for the slogan thread and post a few of my ideas.
Painretreat....the t-shirt comment...can you hear the roar of applause over here? A snug t-shirt over a nice rack!! In the right setting I think that would get the message across better than a giant roadside billboard. My girl has a 34 DD billboard with free rental space just waiting on the logo/slogan. I"ll be the East Regional Rack Requisitioner, tough job but someone has to step up. lol