Phelps Phony Phatness

[LolaGal]

I'm in no position to take anything away from the guy, and you are certainly entitled to think he is hot. But he seems kind of odd looking to me. As sson as he takes off the swim cap, all of a sudden his ears deploy like Dumbo getting ready for takoff. And I read somewhere that one of the reasons he swims so fast is his strange body proportions --- he's like somewhere around 6 feet tall, but his arms are so long they would be proportional on an 8-foot tall giant, and his legs are so short they would be proportional for a 4-foot-tall midget. Super long paddle arms and short little flipper legs --- he's like some kind of water ape with big ears.

But like I said, I'm in no position to criticize. When I'm in the water, I'm a lot more like a manatee.

ROFLMAO! Dragon, you slay me....... I never said he was cute, just a hot body! Once he takes that swim cap off.....

[thcbongman]

Mike Phelps is the man. This shouldn't even be a big deal, it's just cannabis.

[dragonrider]

ROFLMAO! Dragon, you slay me....... I never said he was cute, just a hot body! Once he takes that swim cap off.....

Ha ha! Ok, I see what you are saying. I bet he gets that a lot, "Mike, you wanna come over to my place? But just one thing, will you keep the swim cap on?"

[Weedhound]

Cut the dude some slack!

If I had all that money to lose from contracts, I'd say I was sorry too.

Hell, I lie to employers all the time. They ask, Lola do you do drugs? I say no and give them somebody else's pee. I only got $30K for my work, and I lied my ass off to get the job.

If that hottie wants to smoke & lie about it, just means he's like everybody else. Who admits they smoke to the man? Not anybody with any sense.

p.s. Mike, come get high with me anytime! I'll keep my mouth shut & swear you never took a single hit........(damn that man has a HOT body) swoon/swoon.

Well said!!! :thumbsup:

[Breukelen advocaat]

Let me get this straight: The three most recent presidents of the Unites States all smoked marijuana, and this guy is being suspended from the Olympics, and loses his contract to advertise corn flakes, because he did the same thing.

[stuweed224]

Exactly. He lost that all mighty endorsement money,got his hands slapped, had a major buzz kill,and promised not to get high anymore. Or did he promise not to get caught again?
Anyway, I doubt that bong will be kissing his lips again.
Wouldn't it be ironic if the person that got paid for the pic also owns the bong and lists it on eBay?

[Dutch Pimp]

Wouldn't it be ironic if the person that got paid for the pic also owns the bong and lists it on eBay?

If you're a public figure...there's always a 'judas goat' ...around....:asskick::buzz_saw:

[StickyfingahZ]

Let me get this straight: The three most recent presidents of the Unites States all smoked marijuana, and this guy is being suspended from the Olympics, and loses his contract to advertise corn flakes, because he did the same thing.

:thumbsup:

[luciddreamer]

Wow....Phelps needs to live up to YOUR standards I guess lucid, his own are not enough

And I guess I have to live up to your standards then huh?
No, I was just stating what I think he should have done and I stand by it.

Anyway,
That's what I'm talking about, smoking some weed isn't seen as being that bad anymore. He could have lied in the first place (obvious response anyone would have) since it WAS only a photo which could have been anyone (he should fire his representative). If it was proven to be him, just say yeah I did, so what? etc. etc.

[dragonrider]

And I guess I have to live up to your standards then huh?
No, I was just stating what I think he should have done and I stand by it.

Anyway,
That's what I'm talking about, smoking some weed isn't seen as being that bad anymore. He could have lied in the first place (obvious response anyone would have) since it WAS only a photo which could have been anyone (he should fire his representative). If it was proven to be him, just say yeah I did, so what? etc. etc.

Sounds like a surefire way to definitely lose all his contracts.