Quote Originally Posted by Weezard
"Gee, Ward!
Weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?"
Ha ha! I always liked that one.

And the Cleavers named their other kid Wally. Did they pick "Wally" and "Beaver" because they thought it would be socially unacceptable to call them "Cock" and "Pussy?"

Beaver Cleaver --- that's just ridiculous. You want a Beaver Cleaver? I got your Beaver Cleaver! Got it right here!