I had driven home one weekend to pick up an oz while I was doing archaeology work last summer. sunday night on our way back to the fieldwork we get pulled over in a po-dunk shit hole of a town in south eastern oklahoma. the "highway" has a speed limit of 25, i was clocked at 32. at first the cops didnt find anything, then another one showed up, he was an ass. they found the oz, thought it was a quarter....
anyways its now about 4am and we go to this crap ass jail. the chief was going to come in the morning and take me to an atm so i can get the money to pay our fines...he never shows up. the one cop lady who we had to yell at through the door said it would be a few hours before she would let us get a phone call, she left for the day before she gave us one, didnt tell the new dispatcher we wanted a phone call...
16 hours later we get a hold of a bondsman, he charges us %20 instead of the usual 10...
end up with 1500 in fines, my buddy had 1000 plus another 500 in bond, plus the 350 i paid for the oz...only smoked one bowl outta it

the funniest thing is, NONE of this shows up on my record, the cops were crooked and took the herb, took the money and never reported anything. it kinda sucks getting burned like that but its better to not have the shit show up if i get pulled over again.

that is why i hate the police