When I was 18, I went to a private college for a semester, and smoked pot, everyday. I wound up with a 3.1. I transferred to a state college, hung out with my alcoholic friends, and, dropped a class, took four less credits and wound up with a .9.

I never made the dean's list, in my life. The reason why I was in the private college was because of a baseball scholarship, and I scored 1180 on my SAT's, on three hours of sleep, a hangover, and, a 40-minute drive to another town for the test. I had smoked pot, only, three times in high school.