KNOTME66 I don't have a prayer of passing no matter what I do to flush. I have prepared for testing before, but haven't had to take one. Last time I quit smoking, I took different things that were supposed to flush me and speed my metabolism, and nothing worked. I was still REALLY dirty after two whole months. I'm five foot tall, overweight but not obese, but eat nothing but fast food and junk. I don't understand why it's so difficult to flush me. I'm not thin by any means, but when I want to lose weight, it comes off very easily. If I had an entire month, I'd try flushing, dieting, and crazy amounts of exercise. But I can't take the chance in 10 days, considering two months and I was still dirty last time.

I am going to drink tons of water and take regular doses of Niacin, and most definitely stop smoking just in case I can sweat it out, but still won't trust my body enough to avoid substitution.

Suzieque, that bottle with the rubberband and the plastic wrap might be EXACTLY what I need, and so simple it's possible to do without screwing up, if I can manage to practice enough times. I could superglue the point of a pushpin underneath my thumb so that when I'm hlding the cup, the natural angle of the thumb in that position would hit the plastic. I forgot that I would have to have my hands down there anyway to position the cup!!!

I still like the idea of a chemical urine warmer, the thermometer strip right on the bag, and several feet of plastic tubing routed inconspicuously to the groin. I may alter a kit so it works the way I want it to, but not sure how or if it would be too risky/leaky to have open tubing and rely on physics to keep it in until I'm ready.

But if the urine reservoir had a "choke" and I kept tape over it, and pulled the tape off when it was time to pee, gravity would move the urine through the tubing and deposit it in the cup.

Anyone else with a plan for hands-free fake peeing????