I have a drug test coming up in 10 days. I was supposed to have 3 months, but it was moved up to 10 days from now.

I am a VERY heavy smoker. I smoke all day, every day. I have not a prayer of passing with my own urine, no matter what I take or how carefully I dilute. Not even with 10 days to pass. I HAVE to substitute.

I have been searching the Internet for transportation kits that look natural for use by women. Meaning, I sit down on the toilet and don't have to reach down between my legs to release the urine.

(I've spotted "natural" transportation kits for men, but a big rubber penis definitely won't pass for natural on me.)

Does anyone know of a transportation/delivery system that holds/releases urine the same way liquid can be kept in a straw by placing your finger over the top hole-- and released by lifting the finger? The switch needs to be where the resorvoir of urine is, placed on the upper body.

I would prefer to buy one, because I don't know what to get to make one myself. However, if anyone has ever put a system like this together, let me know. (Because after all, if I needed a bong, I would build one.)

PLEASE help me!!! They're going to watch!!!
Jhynxx Reviewed by Jhynxx on . Natural Transportation Kits for WOMEN I have a drug test coming up in 10 days. I was supposed to have 3 months, but it was moved up to 10 days from now. I am a VERY heavy smoker. I smoke all day, every day. I have not a prayer of passing with my own urine, no matter what I take or how carefully I dilute. Not even with 10 days to pass. I HAVE to substitute. I have been searching the Internet for transportation kits that look natural for use by women. Meaning, I sit down on the toilet and don't have to reach down between Rating: 5