So I have an update for everyone.

A the last week in Janurary, I asked the Doc for a resend and he did it no problem. He resent the exact item that I ordered the first time even though the first time it didn't show up (not a cheap product).

A few days after I received the resent package, I was notified that the original package had been returned to the Doc (9 weeks later) and marked as undeliverable--Simply an error with the postal service.

So that's that. I got my beans, the Doc resent for free, and my original letter didn't show up in the hands of the LEO.