I just noticed that you have TWO special days coming up. I would pick a theme and get two gifts that kind of go together. For example, if you go with my earlier suggestions, here are some good companion gifts:

  • If you get the vacuum cleaner, follow it up with a toilet brush or an ironing board.
  • If you get the "Thigh Master" or "Butt Blaster" excercise equipment, follow it up with a skimpy bit of lingerie that is a bit to small for her to fit into (gives her a goal to aim for) and a super extra large pair of sweat pants (let her know it's OK if she doesn't make it).
  • If you make the homemade gift certificate for "The Best Sex of Your Life," follow it up with a porno featuring hot girl-on-girl action.

Let me know if you need any more great ideas!
dragonrider Reviewed by dragonrider on . help with a gift next week is my wifes bday then it's xmas and i have no idea what to get her, it would be easy if she smoked but she don't. i want to get her something special or funny and not to expensive, any suggestions because my poor little stoner brain is just going round in circles and keeps ending up blank, the joys of smoking lol:D Rating: 5