I just noticed that you have TWO special days coming up. I would pick a theme and get two gifts that kind of go together. For example, if you go with my earlier suggestions, here are some good companion gifts:

  • If you get the vacuum cleaner, follow it up with a toilet brush or an ironing board.
  • If you get the "Thigh Master" or "Butt Blaster" excercise equipment, follow it up with a skimpy bit of lingerie that is a bit to small for her to fit into (gives her a goal to aim for) and a super extra large pair of sweat pants (let her know it's OK if she doesn't make it).
  • If you make the homemade gift certificate for "The Best Sex of Your Life," follow it up with a porno featuring hot girl-on-girl action.

Let me know if you need any more great ideas!