certo

[barbnweave]

just had a quick question about certo i have read that is does work but also read that the reason it worked was because they were also drinking lots of fluids ! what i have heard was that the reason that certo works is that it gels up your bladder preventing any toxins or thc from releasing thru your urine is this true? i have been smoking heavy for about 8mo's and was informed i have to take a supervised u/a in 8 days ! i am going to try and dilute and take a home test before my u/a but as much as i have smoked i am not sure this will work my next step is to try ready clean or certo i would like some good educated advise my freedom is counting on it i know there are smart well informed people that want to help on this site any good advise will help !

barbnweave Reviewed by barbnweave on 12-11-2008. certo just had a quick question about certo i have read that is does work but also read that the reason it worked was because they were also drinking lots of fluids ! what i have heard was that the reason that certo works is that it gels up your bladder preventing any toxins or thc from releasing thru your urine is this true? i have been smoking heavy for about 8mo's and was informed i have to take a supervised u/a in 8 days ! i am going to try and dilute and take a home test before my u/a but as Rating: 5

[crookedc]

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

[barbnweave]

please someone help me i do not need any links to what i have already read ! As the irish dude on braveheart would say JUS' ANSWER F'ING QUESTION! lol

[Burnt Toast]

The subject of certo has been discussed many times in the drug testing forum. By using the Search button, you'll have your answers.

[Mississippi Steve]

please someone help me i do not need any links to what i have already read ! As the irish dude on braveheart would say JUS' ANSWER F'ING QUESTION! lol

The answers you seek are in the sticky, grasshopper.

[KNOTME66]

please someone help me i do not need any links to what i have already read ! As the irish dude on braveheart would say JUS' ANSWER F'ING QUESTION! lol

First of all I do consider myself to be well educated and informed (through a year of smoking while on probation and 3 UAs a month). I never got a positive UA and never any violations. If what you are looking for is someone to take you by the hand and spoon feed you the answers, then you are looking at the wrong area. We don't mind helping, but do your OWN homework. It bothers me when I see someone direct someone to some answers and the original poster gets upset because it's not the answer they want to hear. It would take someone HOURS/DAYS to educate you, which in turns takes from our busy life. Apparently it's not that important for you to pass a test if you aren't willilng to put forth the effort to pass. Sit down with your favorite drink/snack and start educating yourself before asking questions. Use the search feature for unknown answers. EVERYTHING you need to know is here in the forum. If you are going to smoke while on probation, then start acting like a scientist and get to know YOUR body. It's a LIFESTYLE.

[KNOTME66]

I just reread my last post and it came up sounding harsh. It wasn't meant to come off that way. I guess after a year of doing UAs I got to the point where if you really didn't want to stop smoking while being under scrunity, then you ABSOLUTELY need to get to know your body and what it takes to beat their test. For most it will be a daily routine of cardio exercising, LOTS of veggies, LOW fat, high fiber, increasing metabolism at all times, etc. You almost have to work towards (not saying you will do it) being a very lean person (not necessary skinny). I look at it this way....any responsible, productive member of society should have freedom of choice of methods to relax. If you are determine enough to learn to pass EVERY test while on probation, then you "deserve" the opportunity to relax once in a while. I would rather be able to relax some (my educated way) versus none (abstainence or jail). I like the choice of me monitoring my own smoking versus probation monitoring by putting me behind bars. It was worth it for me to learn what it took for my body to pass them darn test time after time.

[barbnweave]

Knotme66 thanks for your response you are right but i have done some homework on this subject maybe i did not ask the right questions and yes you are right i should have thanked crookedc for responding to my post instead i came off sounding like a smartass and thats not what i am here to do.My point is that i would like to hear from someone that has tried certo or something simular and would like to hear there results i have been smoke free for 1 week today i followed iamn2pot dilution tips to a tee today took a home test and failed! i am active, skinny and in pretty good shape! the problem is that i do not know how to moderate and smoke like crazy! i am not looking for the magic wand & i know everyone is different but i would like to hear from somebody that has tried a alternative to dullution did they fail did they pass? at this point i do not have any confidence that i can pass a test which is tomorrow by dilution & do not have a lot of time to do extensive research so if anyone has been in my situation please share your experience thats it thanks!!!!!!!

[crookedc]

You can try this it worked for me http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...drug-test.html

[Weedhound]

Actually Knot I didn't think it was harsh at all. I think you pinned it right on the nose. I offerr assistance in the growing area and it's not at all hard to see who really wants to learn and who wants you do do the work for them. I think your statement is right on!!