if u had a sister in law like this ?

[jacquelyne]

I do that slipnslide.It must only take her a second ive made up a new name for her.THE FLASH......shes that quick the mole

if shes in your house keep a VERY close eye on her dont let her out of sight

[ScarlettCrush]

sounds like you should be telling your brother this stuff.

[jacquelyne]

I might do that Scarlett as she told me alot of bad things about him and a few other people few years ago if these things were true that she was telling me then some people needed to go to jail.I had to tell him to find out if they were true or lies.He believed that she said all that crap.I felt bad telling him what she was like but it worked out well he was very grateful that i told him.I didnt know weather to believe her or not.I think i will tell him but how do i go about getting him over here without her? She follows him around like a bad smell.I dont want to ring and tell him all this i would rather say it to him person to person.Just 3 weeks ago before i started taking my medication she was irritating me really bad and i was having a few drinks with my brothers and was trying to give him the hint about her without actually saying it.I told him that i dont want her using my computer as i seen her trying to log onto my boyfriends netbank and told him that.I got the phone connected for them when i was pregenant cause she never pays her bills.They didnt pay the bill so my phone got cut off also.I was 9 mths pregenant and lived nowhere near a phone that pissed me off beyond belief.She didnt give a shit and said u can walk to the hospital if you go into labour.Fuck her evil slut she is

[jacquelyne]

I was cleaning the house and i started thinking and got really mad as ive been through everything.Fuck thats not good because i say things without thinking.I said to her if i find out that you are stealing from my house i will fucking kill you and i neevr want u here again.Shit 5 mins later my brother calls and says "who the fuck do u think u are threatening my wife like that" (she musta put the crocodile tears on) he said she would never steal from anyone.Ive actually seen her steal.Anyways it was about 10 minutes ago im a bit worried cause my brother gets really angry.All i said to him was i feel sorry for u that u think your wife is something that she is not its so sad then i hung up the phone.I was pretty harsh to her but who cares ive been wanting to say it for ages

[slipnslide087]

you should confine her to one room, with nothing she could steal except maybe some crackers and a little rock. or really big things that would take a second for her to move.

[STP]

set a trap give her a weed with shit in it or a pill with something in it lol like something to make them shit really hard
this is so fun!

[maryjanemama]

Jacquelyne, I had an aunt like that...she'd steal stuff from our house, the grocery store...anywhere. Once we found the remote control to the TV in her purse! Some ppl are kleptos and get a "high" from taking things...even things that are meaningless or that they can't use.

Anyway, my aunt used to make herself feel better by giving away the stuff she would steal. "Here, Mary, I bought you some perfume," and she hands me a half full bottle of Eternity with no cap and a TESTER sticker on the bottom of the bottle! She'd just lifted it from the make up counter at Kaufmann's!

She was also 198 years old when she did all of this, so age and maturity have nothing to do with it...it's like a sickness, I guess. Just keep your eye on your sister-in-law. You may just have to tell her that she is no longer welcome in your house because of her sticky fingers.

[Looker]

CORNER HER IN THE BATHROOM AND THEN SAY GEE, I THINK I DROPPED MY DIAMOND RING IN THE TOILET....HEY IF YOU CAN FISH IT OUT ILL GIVE YOU THOSE SUNGLASSES YOU LIKE SO MUCH...

THEN SPRING THE TRAP!!!!!!

[slipnslide087]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[DrGonzo]

I would just make a point of following her around, like hugging-distance following, whenever she's on your property. Literally put your nose into whatever she's doing...and just wait for her to comment on your actions.

Then you can say "Well things have been going missing, several times now it has been you, and I'd just like to catch you in the act for once so my brother won't be mad when I bloody up his wife for being a no-good lying theif. That's all!"