Piss Ice Cubes?

[cosmicmonster]

I know, what the fuck? I don't claim to be the first person to come up with this, but I've never heard of it before.

Get clean, naturally, piss in a cup (as may times as you want) and freeze your clean piss in an ice cube tray. Put a label on the bad boy (hopefully saying "DO NOT CONSUME") and have clean piss whenever you need it.

This is probably more effective for girls. Thaw a couple cubes, heat em up for about 15 seconds once thawed (I've nuked piss before, it's fine) and put them in a small bottle that can be inserted in your "hoo hoo". I've done it before, works good.
I'm a super-smoker, but since being put on probation, I can't smoke. I pissed dirty once, and I already have a show cause (which could mean 10 days in jail) so I've decided to just stop. I'm sick of going to my non-smoking friends to get piss.

I just wanted to put the idea out there and get some feedback. I know pee will stay fresh for around 3 days in the fridge, but I'm sure the shelf life in the freezer is much more than that.

cosmicmonster Reviewed by cosmicmonster on 12-08-2008. Piss Ice Cubes? I know, what the fuck? I don't claim to be the first person to come up with this, but I've never heard of it before. Get clean, naturally, piss in a cup (as may times as you want) and freeze your clean piss in an ice cube tray. Put a label on the bad boy (hopefully saying "DO NOT CONSUME") and have clean piss whenever you need it. This is probably more effective for girls. Thaw a couple cubes, heat em up for about 15 seconds once thawed (I've nuked piss before, it's fine) and put them in Rating: 5

[LolaGal]

yuck. I'm not eating anything at your house! LOL

[Stigma420247]

well i have done this before...but i used a water bottle...that was wrapped in plastic MANY times then marked in my freezer... it works great if u can substitute.... i am supervised so its no good for me now...one piece of advice i will give is that if u are freezing then thawing piss...make SURE u shake it A LOT after u thaw it...or else there will be a grainy look to yer pee and the tester will know it has been frozen and thawed....as long as u shake it alot u will be fine though... also dont forget to make sure temps are right!!!!

edit: i will also say that i used the SAME pee over a 1 year period and came up clean EVERY TIME... never had problems...i would like to know the shelf lifef of pee in a freezer though...thats some good info to have on hand... i personally know mine was good for up to a year after i froze it...

[stoned88911]

What a hell of a first post, ill be drinking warm drinks at your house.

[LolaGal]

What a hell of a first post, ill be drinking warm drinks at your house.

Hilarious! :thumbsup:

[cosmicmonster]

Well, I'm definitely going to keep that tray next to the ice cubes I use in my water....a little peepee never hurt anyone. Matter of a fact, nomadic Native Americans used to drink it to quench their thirst. Eh, nevermind.

It was my stroke of "genius" and I thought it would be a great first post. Thanks for your input.

[Stigma420247]

heh...i still recommend using a CONTAINER rather than a ice cube tray... u dont really want pee exposed in the place u keep foods...its very unsanitary...

[KNOTME66]

If you are going to freeze urine for future use it has to be kept in an air tight container. Otherwise particals in the urine break down due to getting frost bite. Once frozen in air tight container it will keep in freezer for about a year and a half.

EDIT: I used frozen samples (my own clean stuff) for a whole year and they all passed lab test.

[Stigma420247]

i can verify KNOTME's post also...i have been using a bottle of pee for a little over a year for my unsupervised tests through my drug classes...ive used it 2 times in the last month and its still workin just fine for me


i would not suggest re-freezing a previously thawed sample though...like if u thaw it and dont end up needing to use it...toss it then re-thaw more from your "reserve" heh...