Whizzinator would have worked just fine if they played their cards right. They would have cornered the watersports market overnight. I can imagine the ad's "so you want to keep dousing your girl, but the pump has run dry? Introducing the Whizzinator 3000! Not even a 4 alarm fire could stand up to this!

or something equally hilarious.
RamblerGambler Reviewed by RamblerGambler on . I dodged a bullet!!! Not literally but look! BBC NEWS | Americas | Men guilty over fake penis scam. Not but two months ago I just finished my last drug test having to use the Whizzinator and now I found out the two men who created it has not only stopped selling the product but are being charged with a possibility of 8 years in prison. I bet you anyone after me trying to use the Whizzinador within the next few years will find it hopelessly useless now that everyone's catching on. Rating: 5