LolaGal fumes madly as her eyes spin wildly looking for a way to overcome the Jedi flipping Yoda-type dude. Then she smiles evilest smile. The Jedi freezes in mid toke.

"Jedi" she whips out cool looking Star Wars Handheld type thingy. "This is the end of you! Remember in that first episode of SWs when Darth Vader's bunch blew up that whole planet?"

Then she unleashs her evilest plan yet......When LolaGal whips out her hand inside is the most powerful smoking device ever......SUPERBONG.

"Yes, you are right to fear my superbong!"( Her beauty was breath-taking, causing the Jedi to begin to like it here at cannabis.com) "For with it, I can smoke your whole planet in one toke, just like in episode I!!!!!!"

"Surrender now, or else I will toke your planet".