Quote Originally Posted by RIP ODB
lol Cops is hilarious. In almost every episode there's someone getting caught with a crack pipe and trying to explain to the cop how it's not theirs.

"That ain't mine officer, my girlfriend put that in my car"

"What crackpipe? Oh my momma let me borrow that"

"You found a what? A crack pipe? I use that for reading in the dark."

Thats funny. One guy had heroin in his wallet, in his wallet, and was like "someone put that in there." Why would someone put drugs in your wallet? Like i need a place to rest my heroin, i will put in in someone elses wallet.
Or when the cops leave a bike out in the open and bust whoever steals it. They always say "i thought it was mine".
Dont give the cops the satisfaction of hearing your crazy story, just dont say anything. They arent going to believe the crackpipe you have in your underware got there from a mix up at the laundry mat.
The funniest one was when a guy picked up a cross dressing hooker. They always say " i was just giving her a ride". The look on his face when the cops told him it was a man in a dress was so funny. That hooker looked like a chick too. Cops saved him a big surprise..