Quote Originally Posted by RIP ODB
lol Cops is hilarious. In almost every episode there's someone getting caught with a crack pipe and trying to explain to the cop how it's not theirs.

"You found a what? A crack pipe? I use that for reading in the dark."
hahahah man. That just made me crack the fuck up. It was such an accurate portrayal of the people that are on cops. I once knew a guy who was on cops.

My favorite episode was when this guy was threatening to swallow a razor and kept setting it on his tongue and stuff. He was totally drunk. The officer asked if he'd show it to him, and as soon as he held it out the cop bashed his hand with his billy club knocking the razor out of his hand and the guy was all like "SHIT! I was really gonna do it too!"